amusing phrases
Re-Awakening: I Ascend with a Legendary class
by I_Cook_Limitlessly
Almond Crowshade was the last surviving human in a dying world whose people failed to conquer the Grand Abyss Labyrinth's 30th floor in time.The world was getting destroyed, and Almond was the last one challenging the 30th Floor multiple times despite the imminent destruction of the planet. He ultimately defeated the Floor Boss on his dying breath by achieving a true awakening, acquiring an X-rank Trait that signified limitless potential.Alas, he won but there was no home or future for what he f…
I Can Copy And Evolve Talents
by RighteousFilth
Across the vast convolution of worlds, divine beings rule as absolute sovereigns—each god assigned dominion over a singular realm. Skirmishes are inevitable, whether for power, amusement, or sheer pettiness. One such battle, between Nexus, the God of Trickery, and an aging, senile deity, resulted in an anomaly…A soul misplaced.Elliot, an ordinary man, was never meant for Ul’Tra-el. But fate, or perhaps a cosmic prank, had other plans.Unlike other worlds, Ul’Tra-el is an aberration—one that devel…
Married To The Mad Vampire Lord
by Ash20
His lips hovered near her ear, his voice a dark whisper against her skin. "You may fear me, little bride, but I will teach your body to crave me… to need me, until I am all you ever want."---Belle was never meant to be the bride. But when her parents cried to her about how her beautiful sister could not be married to such a man, she was forced to take her sister’s place. To prevent war between the two worlds of humans and vampires, the kings decided to sign a peace treaty with a marriage, but th…
Creating A Succubus Army In A Fantasy World!
by DungeonHunter
[Warning: Sexual content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, monster girls, face-slapping, and a shameless protagonist!].....Creed Walden was a man of culture. Refined. Sophisticated. A true enjoyer of the finer things in life.Which was exactly why he ended up getting shot in the nuts.Who knew that messing with a gangster’s woman would lead to such unfortunate circumstances? One moment, he was enjoying the peak of pleasure, the next—BANG! Eternal darkness.But instead of fading into nothingness, he woke up… …
Hellbound Heart
by KazzenlX
[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] - Izabelle had underestimated the fire she thought she was going to play with tonight. But how could she ever have foreseen that the man she had happened to come across with does not play with just a small fire, but a whole inferno?___Excerpt: "You going through this marriage with me might as well be like you digging your own grave. Because the moment you start to want more from me, I will divorce you. And the moment you break your promise and try to fight me… I will ru…
Devilish secretary
by dYdairy_002
After centuries of ruling the underworld with terrifying power, Lilith dies in an epic battle, only to be reborn in the human world. But instead of a grand rebirth as a queen of darkness, she's reincarnated as something far more mundane—a secretary. Rather than despair, Lilith finds this new life amusing. After all, who would suspect the devil herself to be working a 9-to-5?Settling into her new reality, Lilith embraces her role, living in a luxurious apartment and working diligently in her offi…
The Ogre Strength Fairy and the Eldest 'Son'
by Seraphelki
Single love interest Yuri!---After failing to ascend to the heights of Divinity despite all her preparations, an ancient cultivator finds herself not embracing the emptiness of the void - but the interior warmth of a womb. Reborn into a new life, with her memories intact - she carefully starts over from an infant.- Navigating her new family:[Really easy with only two parents and an estate full of servants!]- How to portray herself:[Everyone likes 'sweet' kids and trusts (underestimates) 'weak' g…
Flip the Coin [BL]
by Chay007
To have the ability to see into people's past has no real appeal for the teenager this story is about, letting him only use it as amusement and to show off when he was drunk.Never look into someone's past beyond a superficial level. Never try to find out more than you should. NEVER. EVER. LOOK. INTO. THE. FUTURE. But everything changed the moment he was forced to look into the future, was forced to investigate the circumstances of a murder, and was forced to make the acquaintance of the victim's…
Alpha's Bite Between My Legs
by youneedsomemilk
[ WARNING: EXTREMELY MATURE CONTENT ]"If I see you again, I'll ravish your body while you bleed, Prince!"Rosina, a woman haunted by a dark past, developed a dangerous obsession that led to a trail of blood and corpses. A predator that liked to enjoy her prey before taking their lives. She has always despised the idea of having a mate until she was compelled to attend the annual mating season. Harboring a deep desire for freedom, she detested any association with royalty. During the mating event…
Rebirth: Clinging to My Possessive Magnate
by Yue Yi Ming
Sophie Wilson's rebirth brings a clear goal—to win over this 'good cabbage' Charles Seymour.After making her move, she discovers that his methods are a hundred times more sophisticated than hers, and he dotes on her with wild abandon!"Young Master Seymour, what drives you to become a business magnate?" "Building a dowry for my wife.""Young Master Seymour, it's said your culinary skills surpass even top chefs?" "My wife loves to eat.""Young Master Seymour, why did you venture into the amusement p…
Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns
by anjeeriku
[Status: COMPLETED]“Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?” “En. Can’t you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family’s debt, I will pay you.” He said nonchalantly.Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest. “How will you pay for it?”“How about I repay you with my body?”“...”So shameless! The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression. “Miss Tan…
The CEO's loser wife: Rebirth of the villainous queen of alchemy
by Yolohy
COMPLETED. Transmigrating into a poor and mistreated young lady's body, what will the craziest alchemist of the seven realms now do?Excerpt:He stood there, soaking wet in the pouring rain, earnestly looking at her. He gazed at her, as if she was his entire world. But, only to be mercilessly cut down.... “Me? Falling in love?! You have got to be kidding me. I would rather dominate this world.” Grinning, he took her hands and kissed them gently. “You can dominate me first sweetheart.” Taken aback …
Marry My Billionaire Second Husband
by saltedpepper
Amelia has slaved her whole life, working multiple jobs to help support her poor husband Caleb― only to discover he is a millionaire! When confronted, Caleb feels no guilt. He divorces her immediately to pursue his true love, leaving her with nothing to her name.“Kelsie is the woman that I love, the woman who truly deserves to be by my side,” Caleb said. “Now, sign the papers and I can end this farce of a marriage.” But thankfully, fate has yet to close all its doors on her. The messy breakup ha…
Skill Forge: Broken Extra Character
by Dark_Eyez
Amidst the eerie silence of an unfamiliar hall, a cacophony of confused voices rose, mingling in a chorus of bewilderment. "Where are we?" "What happened?" "I thought I died!" Each utterance hung in the air, a testament to the collective disbelief gripping the room.As the haze of confusion lifted, disjointed memories surfaced, fragments of lives cut short by tragedy. "I remember... I was stabbed..." ventured one voice, echoed by another's affirmation of a similar fate. "I... I died in a plane cr…
ALINEA
by schreient
She was the Princess who had to die…Alinea, beloved Princess of Ritz, and celebrated heroine of the recently concluded Immortal War was betrayed and killed for political reasons. However, death did not come. She found herself waking up in modern-day Tokyo, in the body of a girl, named, Suzuki Ara, the most hated antagonist of all. He was the Prince who had to live…Homura Ryuu, heir of the most influential family in Japan was forced to be engaged to Ara since birth, due to a family curse. He co…
Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?
by lumydee
Author-san here! Well, you're smart to stop by here. So I won't praise you all anymore. (^_^) This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly pop your popcorn and read away! Oh… And don't forget to check out my other books:• I'm The King Of Technology•Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!And,•In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park...You can also visit my website for more books:Ps/// THE PACE WILL BE SLOW AT THE BEGINNING TO SET EVERYTHING IN MOTION. …
How to survive as a villain
by Kuroitsuki
Ren Jiang, an introverted architect, died.He found himself transmigrating into a psychotic villain of the novel he read. Thinking about gaining new martial powers, he excitedly stepped out of the door.He did not get the powers but ended up face to face with a childhood friend who was obsessed with the original body. Ren, "..."Trying to get rid of the obsessed friend he found himself entangled in life and death situation with none other than the male lead.Ren, "... Please, leave me alone!"With th…
My Crush Also Has a Crush on Me!
by Meng Zhi
He is a firefighter, his face blackened by smoke, coming from the flames, and in one glance, his life was set.The first time he met the young girl, she bent slightly towards him and said, "Sir..."He was amused, thinking she was a little eccentric...She had never seen such a handsome man, tall like a general, and when their eyes met, she was bewildered and forgot she wasn't in the palace...Later, during the school art performance, the young girl sat on stage, dressed in ancient costume, with a ve…
THE AMUSE
by abilibrahim2004
Humanity at it's brink of extinction from war against the aliens.Humans had tuned to science for answer.Finally they had the answer evolution.To mutate the genes.This is a story about a young boy born in the great family but he carries a secret that nobody knows.That secret is his system.The all knowing all powerful system.Follow the journey as he uses his system to conquer everything and mutate his genes to become more powerful then that man.
The Dragon King's Pet
by amyxoxo_
Elysia's life is shattered when a devastating fire claims her parents. Seeking refuge with her only remaining family, her uncle, she is betrayed and sold to slave traders. Her fate seems sealed when the Dragon lord buys her, but Elysia is determined to escape.On the run and desperate, Elysia crosses path with the Dragon King, Azrael—a powerful and ruthless king, known for his strength, dominance and power. With nowhere else to turn, Elysia pleads for his protection, offering anything in return. …